The story of Two Cows- joke

Life should not always be taken seriously ... just laugh and enjoy it :D

DUBAI SYSTEM:

You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all the magazines. You create a Cow City or Milk Town for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to resale the nonexistent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract attention.

QATAR SYSTEM:

You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one realized that cows could produce milk. You see what Dubai is doing; you go crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows in the shortest time possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first place.

SAUDI SYSTEM:

Since milking the cow involves nipples the Gov't decides to ban all cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow on one side of a curtain and a guy milking the cow on the other or to hire females and train them to milk the cows ... the debate is still going on.

BAHRAIN SYSTEM:

You have two cows. Some high Gov't official steals one, milks it, sells the milk and pockets the profit. The Gov't tells you that there is just one cow and not enough milk for the people. The people riot and scream death to the Gov't and carry Iranian flags. The Parliament, after thinking for 11 month, decides to employ ten Bahrainis to all milk the cow at the same time and so cutting back on unemployment.

LEBANON SYSTEM:

You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by Hizbollah.

EGYPTIAN SYSTEM:

You have two cows. Both are voting for Mobarak!

AMERICAN SYSTEM:

You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

FRENCH SYSTEM:

You have two cows. You go on strike because you wanted three cows.

RUSSIAN SYSTEM:

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

BRITISH SYSTEM:

You have two cows. Both are mad.

AUSTRALIAN SYSTEM:

You have two cows. You give one to the Americans and one to the British and you go back to shagging sheep!

Deaths in the road of each

We live with them, laugh, make fun, hurt them, dislike their deeds, fight, but one thing for sure is that we love them no matter what happens. But at time in our life timeline we lose our compass n don't value our relations, not because we don't care, but because we have them for granted.

I was sitting one night in my room. All the lights were off n I was in bed trying to sleep but with sounds screaming in my heads "jkhdsfjhiuehfjsheifhskjd". I get up n shout from the room to my sister who's in the living room sitting on the table chatting online, " I WANA SLP, ur typing is sooo loud, slow down." And she does... As I almost drift to the other world, I hear her calling my name with a sad tone, "Hana, Hana, Abdulla etwafa!!" I sit and ask her, "are you kiddin me!!" I literally ask that question because I just can't understand what she just said. I didn't understand the word "death" because I ignored it in my dictionary for so long that I didnt' know it did exist. I run to the computer and ask my friend who confirms it.

I sit there for a long time, not talking to anyone, just shocked, disbelieving. I can't even imagine it as a reality because ... my head is spinning n I still don't undesrtand. My tears don't support me because I am in shock. I just think of him, a close brother and friend of mine, would I not see him again!! How can I wake up the second day n not see him, talk to him, make fun of him, fight with him, tease him,,,

WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING WITH HIM ANYMORE

I remember that I never cried, not until I saw the news in the paper the very second day or maybe when we went to his school and they had his picture on the wall. Only then did I understand a reality that I shadded because I did not want it to exist.

With every year that pass, I miss him, because he was a close friend of mine. But this is what life teaches us, never trust it because it can stab you really hard in the back when you least expect it. Be prepared by loving those in your life and making sure you always are ready to let go of them one day.

We already let go our father, His Highness Sheikh Zayed, the ruler of UAE and this year comes the news of the death of His Highness Sheikh Maktoum, ruler of Dubai. Followed also the news of the death of Baba Jaber, Ruler of Kuwait..... no matter what age you are, sex, color, religion, we all die.....

But make sure before you die, to keep a legacy of good deeds, just like good leaders do.

Allah yer7am el jamee3 w ey9aberna 3ala balawi hal zeman